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Yes, Lydia, There Is A Guardian Angel

By Lydia LaFleur, a member of Get Your WordsWorth

Several weeks ago I got a call from Gene, owner of Flaunt Model Management, asking if I’d be interested in doing a print commercial for the magazine Scientific American that had to do with a new medication for Alzheimer’s. He said they wanted someone older, so he had thought of me. The session would take only two or three hours and would pay $125. Pretty crummy amount, I thought, and all the more so when I was reminded that the agency gets 20 percent, Still, I hadn’t done a commercial in several years, so I said yes. The shoot was to take place at Scientific American’s headquarters on Varick Street; the #1 train would get me there. Continue reading

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Senior in the City

By Lydia LaFleur, a member of Get Your WordsWorth

My knees don’t bend when going down subway stairs; my balance so off kilter I feel I’ll topple over when stepping off a curb; I have a pinched nerve on my right side; my right eye is doing 95% of the work because of the cataract in the left one – and forget about writer’s block, I can’t even think of a subject to write about for my Writing Workshop. Then last Tuesday I get a call from Flaunt Model Management. They got me a couple of commercials some time ago, but aside from one other call recently I hadn’t heard from them for the past three years. Everyone on file in my age bracket must have passed away by now. Winnie tells me that Starkist Tuna is looking for people who can make a face like a fish and can I go to a go/see (audition) on Thursday. I agree and start practicing puckering up my lips and bulging out my eyes to look like a fish. But what if I have to climb stairs to the studio as I had some pretty old, narrow ones on previous go/sees? I call to enquire and get Gene, the owner, who remembers me. He thinks there will be an elevator, adds that he hopes he’ll be able to get me more jobs in the future and asks if I’ve been practicing my fish face. Continue reading

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My Life With Cats

By Lydia LaFleur, a member of Get Your WordsWorth

When my daughter Ingrid returned from Wales where she spent two years at the University of Swansea and at the local pubs, she brought with her Brandy, a large yellow tortoise shell and white cat, the kind that are bred to hunt mice in the barns of Europe. She made me think of a plump German hausfrau.  Then off Ingrid went to finish her degree at Boston University leaving Brandy with me.  Since I’d never had an animal in my life, not even a turtle or a gold fish, I had never learned how to relate to them and was not too happy about the arrangement, but then neither was Brandy; since there were no mice in my apartment, she began stalking me whenever I entered the living room after midnight.  It was unnerving to have a cat suddenly leap up onto you especially at that time of night.  Sharpening her claws on the furniture became another favorite pastime.   I bought her toy mice laced with catnip and a scratching pole with ledges, but those didn’t appease her.  Maybe Brandy was lonely.  What she needed was a playmate — or another victim, so off I went to Bide-A-Wee to get her a companion.  I almost bought a gigantic black cat who greeted me with an arched back and a big grin on her face -  the very essence of a scary Halloween   She would spook Brandy out, I chuckled, but I wasn’t that mean.  I settled on a small very sweet looking  black cat with a tear progressing from one eye to her cheek who looked at me longingly.   I decided to call her Mandy from Mandisa, meaning sweet in Swahili, and she lived up to that name until the day she died twelve years later. Continue reading

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